Monday, May 28, 2007

Rosie, Chavez, Bush and Some Irrelevant Bitch


My Memorial Day Weekend has been consumed by Fox News, sunscreen, and heated conversations with my mom about Rosie, Chavez and W. By now everyone knows that Rosie has left The View following a heated argument with that blonde idiot blowhard with a speech impediment. Soon after Rosie's departure was made public, the Fox News Channel swept in like the vultures that they are to exaggerate and denigrate.

I love how so many people in this country are enthralled with the goings-on of one opinionated private citizen. Meanwhile, while we're commemorating the sacrifice of our dead soldiers, our Democrats-in-Power don't have the courage to impeach the biggest war criminal in our nation's history. And that was the argument that sparked the show-down on The View, the argument that has been buried in the cat-fight angle of the story, the argument that needs to be brought back to the forefront.

I'm seething at Congress for giving Bush the $120 billion he's asked for to make his rich friends richer (and shut up about Diane Feinstein, TGC, she wasn't making money off an endless, stupid war that hasnt made us safer, found Osama, or thwarted the activity of Al-Qaeda) without pushing for the provisions that call for troop withdrawl and a more transparent account of how things are unfolding in Iraq. The same idiots who stood by while Bill Clinton was being railroaded for getting a blowjob are the same fools who can't even utter the word impeachment. The monster-at-large needs to be stopped, but again, we have bigger issues to worry about, chiefly "big, fat lesbian" talkshow hosts.

And speaking of people who need to be stopped, Hugo Chavez just etched a notch in his belt of victories against democracy with the closing of Radio Caracas Television, the oldest independent TV channel in Venezuela. Slowly but surely Chavez is silencing dissent while forging alliances with Iran and positioning himself as the heir-apparent to Fidel Castro's brand of totaliarianism. CIA snipers anyone?

All of this has gotten me to thinking, doesn't The View need an opinionated, handsome, gay Latino to keep the controversy going? I so know Middle America would love me...thoughts?

7 comments:

Rob said...

I love how so many people in this country are enthralled with the goings-on of one opinionated private citizen.

Ummmmmmmm....How, exactly, is one a "private citizen" when they appear daily on a nationally syndicated TV show?

our Democrats-in-Power don't have the courage to impeach the biggest war criminal in our nation's history

First of all, they won't impeach Bush because they know damn well that it won't happen, they're balls (if any) would be crushed in the process, and their political doom would be sealed. They know too well that the people will find out that their lies have been just that.

Secondly, a person can't be the "biggest war criminal in history" just because the liberals say so. You have to have evidence which, of course, libs don't have.

I'm seething at Congress for giving Bush the $120 billion he's asked for to make his rich friends richer

Bush didn't ask for $120 billion. Remember the Pelosi had to add $20 billion in PORK to bribe certain democrat congressmen to do "the will of the people"? Evidently, ending the Iraq Theater is not the "will of the people", eh?

(and shut up about Diane Feinstein, TGC, she wasn't making money off an endless, stupid war that hasnt made us safer, found Osama, or thwarted the activity of Al-Qaeda)

The hell she wasn't. And I suppose she resigned from the subcommittee for shits and giggles, huh?

BTW, if you'd been paying attention, AQ has been thwarted numerous times and we've killed or captured thousands of them. Naturally, the liberal media doesn't like to report that.

Further, if it were up to your team-killing fucktards in congress, we'd hand Iraq over to al-Qaeda. What would THAT do to protect us or thwart AQ? Seriously. I'd really like to know. And you don't even to get on some half-assed housewife show to tell us.

As far as Chavez goes, it would seem that Bush is NOT a dictator, is he? The best evidence is that if he were, your liberal buddies would love him and would be falling all over each other to suck his cock.

Rob said...

BTW, took you long enough to run defense for DiFi. Pitifully, but you tried.

Rob said...

Furthermore, I demanded in several of your earlier posts that you show us how Bush has made "his rich friends richer" and you still lack the cajones to do it.

C'mon. You fancy yourself smarter and more informed than us. Teach us. Whip out your dick, slap it on the table and back up your claims. I'd seriously like to know. Otherwise, I'd be inclined to believe that you are lacking the gear necessary.

BTW, Rosie claimed on TV that it was "physically impossible for fire to melt steel". She was also demanding to call physicists at Harvard and Yale to prove that. Want to run defense on that.

Anonymous said...

Loved the split screen, sad little Rosie's rebuttal on her blog, and the fact that she's been offered a new show already. They are all full of shit. Believe no one. The whole thing was staged. FYI - My friend used to work for Rosie and she's a real bitch. Too bad. Some of what she says makes sense but who can listen. I vote for GCL as her replacement but if that doesn't work, how about a blond, Christian, lesbian?

Gay Conservative Liberal said...

Im sorry, put my d*** on the table? Are you 12? Or just pent up?

Anyway, 650,000 dead Iraqi civilians and 3,452 dead American soldiers with:
-- NO sign of Osama
-- NO evidence of WMDs
-- NO visible sign that the Iraqis want us there
-- NO end to the sectarian violence that existed before 9-11 and we condoned when the Reagan administration was BF's with Saddam

not only makes for a blunder of a war but lays the foundation for the impeachment of a Commander in Chief who has sent his troops to the slaughter house with no visible ROI.

Why is that so hard for you to understand? Why do you keep supporting this war?

You say:
BTW, if you'd been paying attention, AQ has been thwarted numerous times and we've killed or captured thousands of them. Naturally, the liberal media doesn't like to report that.

I say:
TGC, if AQ wanted us out they'd have us out again. I hope they never strike again. But I don't think this war is helping matters. Nor is our ridiculous support of Israel. When these dudes want to strike they'll do it. The revolution, it's been said, is fought one heart at a time. One freak, dynamite and a city bus are all it takes to send us into WWIII.

Rob said...

Im sorry, put my d*** on the table? Are you 12? Or just pent up?

Somehow, I'm not surprised you don't get it.

Anyway, 650,000 dead Iraqi civilians

Oh please. I remember when liberals used to swear by Iraqbodycount.org until the Lancet came out with their bastardized excuse for a study. Of course we know medical journals don't skew studies just to push a political agenda.

-- NO sign of Osama

Gracias a Dios. And he's not roaming about wherever he pleases, is he?

-- NO evidence of WMDs

in Iraq. Thank God for that too. Nevermind that we found delivery systems like missiles that go beyond the U.N. range limit and arial drones with sprayers attatched and weapons labs ready to go as soon as the heat was off. Forget all that.

-- NO visible sign that the Iraqis want us there

Really? Somebody forgot to tell Iraq The Model, IraqPundit, their associates, and even the Iraqi government. Did you happen to see Hoshyar Zebari's piece in the WaPo or WSJ on Friday? Or do you just rely on what the liberal media wants you to believe?

I'd link to the articles, but Blogger isn't letting me.

-- NO end to the sectarian violence that existed before 9-11 and we condoned when the Reagan administration was BF's with Saddam.

GOD! Can you drop the cutsie "BF" bullshit for once?

We've never "condoned" the sectarian violence.

not only makes for a blunder of a war but lays the foundation for the impeachment of a Commander in Chief who has sent his troops to the slaughter house with no visible ROI.

FDR wasn't impeached, neither was Truman, Kennedy or Johnson. Slaughter house? Give me a fuckin break. BTW, what's the exit strategy for the war on poverty?

Oh and when do you suppose we'll get an ROI for Seerbia?

Why is that so hard for you to understand?

I just don't understand liberal lying points. It's based on hate, anger, rage, lust for power and has no grounding in reality.

Why do you keep supporting this war?

I support the Iraq Theater because I believe people should live free and shouldn't have to be relegated to a bloodbath because some liberal pussies in the U.S. and Europe can't handle it.

TGC, if AQ wanted us out they'd have us out again.

And the liberals are doing their damndest to help.

I hope they never strike again.

Yeah I can tell.

But I don't think this war is helping matters.

So running home to hide under the bed and calling it a "bumper sticker slogan" will? Ignoring it and hoping like hell it would go away is what gave us 9/11. The result of the liberal ideas will be another asshole ripped into NYC and who knows how many others. You claim you don't want it to happen, but at the same time you don't want us to do a DAMN thing to stop it.

Nor is our ridiculous support of Israel.

Yeah, supporting those "dirty Jew bastards" just makes them matter. We need to support those they like, say perhaps Hezbollah?

One freak, dynamite and a city bus are all it takes to send us into WWIII.

But apparently not 19 guys who hijacked 3 airplanes. Gotcha.

Rob said...

4 airplanes, sorry. I was thinking of the three that hit buildings.

At any rate, as far as finding UBL, all we have to do is find out where the DNC is sending his talking points and Eureka!

Seriously, GCL. Doesn't it bother you in the least that bin Laden/Zawahri and Howard Dean sound alike?