padding herself in gauze for the biggest beauty pageant
in the world and all.
Aw, Miss Jamaica thinks she's doing something fun
and summery. Clearly her country's rampant homophobia
has robbed the island of any good fashion designers.
Not wanting to propagate the stereotype that
Eastern European women are sluts, Miss Poland
slit her dress down the front and didn't bother to
do her hair.
Miss Bulgaria looks vulgar. And pregnant.